Poker Raps: Holla’ at your girl!

They call me the “big blind” ’cause I’m the best you’ll ever find. Some people think I got guts but I really just have the nuts…”

-Ryland Bojack of Vanda

I’m just going to go ahead and say it. I love poker raps. Yes… why don’t I marry them? I’d totally marry them. All day and then tomorrow. I think they are funny, interesting, & entertaining (the big 3!). Once I listen to one… I just want more. Now, there are exceptions of course… some are WAY too serious and therefore come off as pretentious and irritating– you know what/who I’m talking about. But in general, you really can’t top the “intrigue” factor of a good poker rap.

So, without further ado, here are a few worth listening to:

It’s too bad this one doesn’t have a better video to go along with it because this beat is pretty GD catchy. I have to say, reminiscent of some of Qtip’s solo stuff.

Classic “poker rap” complete with gold teeth and celebrity cameos.

Prahlad Friedman makes Vanilla Ice look like DMX…

And then there’s this… ?

Anyone think they can do better? Feel free to post some of your originals ;P

Atalanta_Q out.